P-Valve Pad (Closeout)

So if you didn't know, a P-Valve Pad is a reinforcement pad for your drysuit. When you have a P-Valve installed in your suit, it can weigh down the material, making it look weird and bulky, leading to some serious visual discomfort from those around. With this Trilam pad installed, it'll help more evenly distribute the weight, meaning a more comfortable P-valve installation. And, really, aren't P-valves all about being comfortable? Also, please note that you will need adhesive to secure the pad to your suit. So shop this closeout deal today and be sure to tell your friends... Your friends who go diving, not your non-diving friends... Because the vacant stares you'd get. Yipes.

Real talk: That is 100% not what I thought it was. I really don't feel super comfortable going into my theory on what a P-Valve Pad was actually used for or the many questions I asked as someone (Tim) politely explained it to me. Needless to say, nobody in the office has been able to look at me today. I'm really glad it's Friday. Hopefully, everyone will forget about this by next week. If not, I'm sure I'll eventually say something else that has me sitting in a "we're not mad, we're just worried" meeting.