"Dive More Covid Less" Neck Buff

DRIS "Dive More Covid Less" Neck Buff: A Time Capsule You Can Wear! (Please?!)

Okay, folks, gather 'round. Let's talk about this... unique piece of DRIS history. Cast your minds back to a slightly weird time, circa early 2020s. We, in our infinite wisdom, ordered these neck buffs. Lots of them. Like, a lot a lot. Enough that I'm fairly certain my retirement package in 2076 is just going to be several pallets of these things.

So, what is it, besides a poignant reminder of that whole thing?

Believe it or not, underneath the... historically significant slogan, it's actually a decent neck buff!

• The Material: It's genuinely 100% seamless polyester. Soft? Yes. Breathable? You bet. Moisture-wicking? Surprisingly, yes!
• Sun Protection: Offers UPF 30 protection. Your neck (or head, or wrist) will be shielded from the sun, even if your fashion sense is questionable by association.   
• Endless Uses (Allegedly): The original description listed about 15 uses: neckerchief, headband, hair band, wristband, pirate rag (yarrr!), balaclava, scarf, dust cover for that thing in the garage... Look, use it to polish your fins, tie back your dive flag, make a tiny hammock for a sea monkey. We're past caring. Be creative!
• Washable: Yes, you can machine wash the questionable slogan right off... well, not off, but you can wash the buff. It'll be clean. Ish.

Why Are We Selling This Historical Artifact?

Because my office is slowly being overtaken. My future depends on these moving. My sanity might, too. Think of it not just as buying a neck buff, but as performing a public service. Or preserving a piece of awkward history. Or maybe just getting a really cheap piece of polyester tubing?

Seriously though: It is a functional piece of fabric with UPF protection. And it's cheap! One size fits most humans (probably).

Please. Buy one. Buy five. Give them as questionable stocking stuffers. Use them as oil rags. Just help me avoid a retirement spent buried in "Dive More Covid Less" buffs. Add one (or fifty) to your cart today!

• Soft and breathable fabric
  
• Moisture-wicking
  
• Multi-use potential (neckerchief, headband, etc... use your imagination!)
  
• Machine washable
  
• Proof you kept diving during interesting times

Material: 100% seamless polyester fabric
Sun Protection: Up to 30 UPF   
Size: One size fits most
Slogan: "Dive More Covid Less" (non-removable, historically significant)