Dive Boat Etiquette: Don't Be THAT Diver
So, you've graduated from the tranquil confines of the local quarry and are ready to embark on your first real-deal dive boat adventure? Awesome! But before you set sail, let's make sure you're not that diver - the one everyone on board secretly (or not-so-secretly) rolls their eyes at.
Dive boat etiquette is more than just common courtesy – it's about ensuring everyone has a safe and enjoyable experience. After all, there's nothing worse than a chaotic deck, tangled gear, and grumpy crew members to dampen your underwater enthusiasm.
At Dive Right In Scuba, we've logged countless hours on dive boats around the world. We've seen the good, the bad, and the downright ugly when it comes to diver behavior. So, consider this your cheat sheet to being a stellar dive boat guest, one that everyone wants to buddy up with!
Listen Up, Landlubber!
The captain and crew aren't just there to look salty and dispense seafaring wisdom (although they're pretty good at that too). They're also responsible for your safety and the smooth operation of the boat. So, when they're giving the pre-dive briefing, put down your coffee, stash your phone, and pay attention!
These briefings cover everything from emergency procedures to boat rules and dive site specifics. Ignoring them is like skipping the safety instructions on a rollercoaster – you might end up with a wild ride you didn't bargain for.
Gear Up, Get Ready, Go!
There's nothing more frustrating than watching a diver fumble with their gear on a rocking boat, while everyone else is eagerly waiting to jump in. So, do everyone a favor and get your dive rig set up before you even step foot on deck. Test your BCD, check your air, and make sure everything is in its rightful place.
Pro tip: do a "dry run" at home the night before to make sure you haven't forgotten anything (like that pesky O-ring or your lucky dive socks). It'll save you time, stress, and maybe even a few embarrassing moments.
Dive Bags: Yes. Giant Tupperware Bins: No.
Space on a dive boat is precious, people! Think of it like a game of Tetris – every piece of gear needs to fit just right. So, ditch the oversized storage bins and opt for a compact, well-organized dive bag. It'll make the crew happy, and you'll be less likely to trip over your own gear (or someone else's).
Flexibility is Key (Even if Your Hamstrings Aren't)
Dive boats are dynamic environments. Lines need to be adjusted, ladders need to be moved, and gear might need to be shifted around. If the crew asks you to move, don't take it personally. They're not trying to cramp your style – they're just trying to keep things running smoothly and safely.
The Dive Isn't Over Until You're Back on Board
You might feel like a superhero after an epic dive, but remember, gravity is still a thing. Climbing a boat ladder with 50 pounds of gear on your back is not the time to show off your acrobatics. Keep your mask on, your regulator in your mouth, and take it one step at a time.
And once you're safely on board, move away from the boarding area so the next diver can climb up. It's like a well-choreographed dance – everyone has their part to play.
Seasickness Happens (Even to the Toughest Divers)
If you start feeling a bit green around the gills, don't panic (or worse, head for the cabin!). Seasickness is common, even among experienced divers. Just let the crew know, find a spot on deck with fresh air, and focus on the horizon. And hey, if you do end up feeding the fish, just remember, they appreciate the gesture!
If you're prone to seasickness, talk to your doctor about preventative measures before your trip. There are medications and other remedies that can help you enjoy your dive without feeling queasy.
Questions Are Welcome (We're All in This Together)
Remember, every experienced diver was once a newbie, fumbling with their gear and nervously asking questions. So, if you're unsure about anything, don't hesitate to ask the crew. They're there to help you have a safe and enjoyable experience.
Show the Crew Some Love (Tips Are Always Appreciated)
Divemasters and crew work hard to ensure your dive trip is a success. They're the ones who navigate the boat, handle the gear, and keep you safe underwater. So, show your appreciation with a generous tip at the end of your trip. A standard gratuity is 15-20% of the charter fee, but feel free to tip more if you had an exceptional experience.
Don't Be That Diver
Dive boat etiquette is all about respect, common sense, and a little bit of flexibility. By following these simple guidelines, you'll ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone on board – including yourself!
At Dive Right In Scuba, we're passionate about creating a positive and welcoming environment for all divers. So, whether you're a seasoned pro or a first-timer, we're here to help you make the most of your dive adventures.
Now, go out there and explore the underwater world! Just remember to be courteous, be safe, and most importantly, have fun!
And if you want to save your rigging spot while diving, just clip it to your spot.
As an added bonus, you can also tick your regs and SPG/computer/whatever other expensive stuff you want control over and not to get banged around in there too as it sits on your BCD.
But wait! There's more! If you get a chance for a quick rinse, you can actually just leave it in the mesh bag (although you'll probably want to set it all out to dry).
Did the scolder actually state a specific reason; e.g. you will be in the way? Was there some other issue; tank assignments or whatever? In a situation like this, I would ask the captain or divemaster if the scolder was stating a boat rule, or their own opinion of how things should be organized.